The Beefcake that Might Have Been: Missed Opportunities for Physique-Watching

You walk into a restaurant.  There's a cute guy sitting at a booth, and an empty booth next to him. Beefcake alert!

"A booth, please," you ask the hostess.

And she leads you right past the cute guy to a booth on the other side of the room!

Beefcake potential lost forever.










Or you're sitting next to an empty table, and the hostess brings a muscle god and his female companion over.

"Please sit facing me!" you pray.  "Please, please, please!"

But he sits with his back to you.  For the next 45 minutes, you're looking at the back of of a muscle god.










Or you're sitting in the Student Union, playing on your cell phone, when a tall hunk of military massiveness passes.  You snap his picture -- but he turns his head at the last minute.

What's the point of a body without a face to attach it to?

Here are some more of my regrettable missed opportunities.













The bear's not bad, but you should have seen the mega-hottie sitting opposite him.

















I walked past on the way to the bathroom to get a good frontal look.  Breathtaking.  A side view behind a booth doesn't do him justice.  I got a clear view of his girlfriend, though.

















Camera facing a bright window.  No matter how I fiddle with it, the photo won''t come out.  Believe me, the guy was hot.















A college football jock hiding behind his mother's bare back.

















What compelled him to sit facing that direction, while his unattractive friend faced me?


















You had to pick that moment to turn your head?



















The waiter's not bad, but the guy he was serving was astonishing.

See also: Physique Watching at the County Fair