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The Real Bulges of "The Real O'Neals"
Last night I watched the December 6th episode of The Real O'Neals: Kenny, the gay kid (Noah Galvin), goes out for wrestling, and turns out to be good at it, due to his expertise in the dance numbers...
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Troy's Sausage Sighting of My Cousin Graydon
Lots of gay men have told me that their first sexual experience came with cousins: mutual j/o in the bathtub, oral behind the barn, anal during a sleepover.Not me. My cousins all lived hundreds of...
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The Beefcake Explosion of Nolan Gould
If you haven't watched the doddering Modern Family for awhile, prepare yourself for a shock. Remember this kid?He's grown a bit.Back in September 2009, when Modern Family premiered, I was living in...
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Jester, the Blind Boy with the Footlong
San Bernardino, June 1997My friend David and I have driven down from San Francisco to visit West Hollywood, and now we're spending the weekend with Fred in San Bernardino. He recently broke up with...
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The Surprising Gay Origin of Pogo's "Deck Us All"
Every Christmas from 1949 to 1975, and then again in the 1980s and 1990s, the comic strip Pogo had the hayseed denizens of Okefenokee Swamp singing a mangled version of "Deck the Halls":Deck us all...
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The Blind Boy with the Footlong Finds His Way Into Fred's Bed
Rock Island, December 1999After my ex-boyfriend Fred broke up with Matt, his partner of ten years, in the spring of 1996, he almost immediately started dating Jester, a blind boy with a very buffed...
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Gay Surfers Down Under: Xavier Samuel
Speaking of the Twilight saga, Xavier Samuel, who plays muscular college-age vampire Riley Biers, has starred in many gay-positive movies and tv series back home in Australia.2:37 (2006), a high school...
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My Christmas Date with the College Track Star
Small-Town Illinois, December 2016Last September as I was driving through small-town Illinois on the way back from Indianapolis, I met Ryan H., a University of Illinois freshman, previously a high...
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Joel and Jody McCrea: The Bisexual Cowboy and His Beach-Movie Son
Speaking of showbiz families, Joel McCrea (1905-1990) was a tall, lanky, and muscular, perfect for roles as white-hat cowboys. And he played a lot of them during his 50-year movie career. But you're...
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20 Uncles, Cousins, and Nephews on My Sausage Sighting List
Many guys have told me that their first inklings of same-sex desire came when they saw a cousin or uncle naked. Sometimes they even had their first sexual encounter with a relative.It makes sense --...
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More Beefcake Photos of Tony Dow
Tony Dow (1945-) who played big brother Wally on the iconic 1950s sitcom Leave It to Beaver, was one of the few teen idols of the period to regularly be photographed shirtless. He was already an...
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I Meet the Boy with a Bratwurst from My Dream Last Night
Plains, July 2016I was delayed, and didn't eat dinner until 9:00 pm. At 10:00 pm, the dream began.I was at a party in West Hollywood: 20 or more guys sitting on couches and divans in a vast living...
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Holy Mortadella, Batman: The Boy Wonder's Beneath the Belt Bulk
Every Baby Boomer boy knows why we couldn't wait to see Batman (1966-68), with Adam West and Burt Ward as campy, corny Caped Crusaders. It wasn't the over-the-top villains, or the "Zap! Pow!" fights,...
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I Love Lucy
When I moved to West Hollywood in 1985, I found I Love Lucy a gay favorite. Though it had been off the air for nearly 30 years, drag queens recreated Lucy routines. You could buy Lucy gifts at...
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Bedtime Story Boyfriends: The Wind in the Willows
One of the favorite books of my childhood, The Wind in the Willows, was about two animal boyfriends in Edwardian England. In the first chapter, the Water Rat is single, "messing around in boats" on...
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Cesar Hooks Up with the Entire Male Cast of "I Love Lucy"
Brentwood, California, April 1991I'm not exactly friends with Cesar Romero, the 85-year old Latin hearthrob who played The Cisco Kid in the 1940s and the Joker on Batman in the 1960s. In West...
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Tom Brown's School Days
I saw Tom Brown’s School Days (1940) on Matinee at the Bijou, a 1970s tv series that replayed classic movies. I had never heard of the original novel by Thomas Hughes (1857), about the agonizing love...
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Desi Arnaz, Jr.
Desi Arnaz, Jr. was born on January 19th, 1953, in the middle of a whirlwind of publicity, the child of most famous couple on television, Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, and also the first baby ever...
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Speechless
We need more disabled actors playing disabled people on tv, but it's hard for non-disabled writers and directors to make the characters authentic, . Speechless (2016-) seems to be doing it right.It's a...
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Top 10 Hunks of "Supergirl"
Supergirl (2015-) is a tv series on Netflix based on the DC comics character: Kara Zor-El, the cousin of Kal-El (Superman), arrives on Earth somewhat later and goes into the superhero business for...
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