"How to Be a Latin Lover."

This Speedo shot almost makes me want to see How to be a Latin Lover.  Except he isn't actually the star, he's Vadhir  Derbez, playing Maximo at age 21, when he marries a 55-year old woman.

We're supposed to believe that Maximo has "made a career of seducing older women."  Except they stay married for 25 years,when she finally dumps him.

Ok, that's not a career, it's a romance.  He happens to like older women.  Big deal.











Here's the contemporary Maximo (Eugenio Derbez).  A Saturday Night Live parody.
















With nowhere to go and no job skills except sex, Maximo seeks out the advice of his kept-boy friends, notably Rick (1980s prettyboy Rob Lowe), whose sugar mama is played by 1970s sitcom star Linda Lavin ("there's a new girl in town, and she's looking good").

Maximo moves in with his estranged sister (Salma Hayek) and starts giving seduction lessons to his 10-year old heterosexual nephew.  Meanwhile he sets his sights on the grandmother of the boy's crush, played by 1960s superstar Raquel Welch (age 79).

Ok, a 10 year old with a heteronormative crush.  And no gay people.  Next!

I don't even care about the speedos.