"Revenge of Wonderland": Run Far, Far Away

I'm a sucker for all renditions of Alice in Wonderland, especially those that try to create a coherent fantasy world from Lewis Carroll's disjointed dream-journeys through the looking glass.  So when Comixology recommended Revenge of Wonderland, I immediately said "Ok, let's see a plot synopsis."

It's been a long time since Alice Liddle's daughter Callie escaped the twisted world that her mother was pulled into many years ago.  But the insanity of Wonderland has returned, and this time around things are much more dangerous and horrifying than ever before.  

Alice Liddell Hargreaves, the inspiration behind Alice in Wonderland, was born in 1852, so any daughter of hers would be 120 at the youngest.

And, in the comic book, Alice is Lewis Carroll's daughter. Nope, she was the daughter of Dean Henry Liddell, Carroll's colleague at Oxford, and his...um...girlfriend or fantasy girlfriend.  So I'm already not happy.

But I still buy the book.  I still want to know about this rendition of Wonderland.

Boobs.  Women's breasts everywhere.  Closeups.  Filling entire panels.  Women otherwise reclining in slinky catwoman costumes, their long, shapely legs in the air.  Butts and breasts and thighs and legs.  God help me, I'm in a 1940s pinup.









Help!  I need masculinity, stat!  I don't care who or what, tattoos, rings, weird beards, whatever, just get me a chest with pecs!

Whew, that's better.  Ok, I'm ready to continue.






There are four main sets of boobs:
1. The boobs belonging to Callie, Alice Liddell's daughter, rate the cover of Time magazine because she's a bestselling author (who apparently thought she was going to a photo shoot for Playboy). Her stories are all about Wonderland.  Fans have no idea that they're real.

2. The boobs belonging to Violet, Callie's daughter, who is trying to get her mother to admit that Wonderland is real.









The only male character who gets more than a tenth of a panel is Benny, who works with Violet's boobs at the auto garage. She comes the rescue when he is being harassed by some bullies for being mentally disabled.  But after two pages, he vanishes, and it's more boobs, boobs, boobs.

I'm not going to be able to make it.  More lady parts than I've ever seen in my life, filling every panel.  I'm going to be sick.  More beefcake, now!

This photo contains 21 penises (some are hidden, but I know that they are there).  Just keep thinking about the penises.

Right, I was going through a rundown of the main boobs...um, I mean characters.  Callie's, Violet's, and...

3. The boobs belonging to a girl who suspects their secret, and is trying her hardest to find a way into Wonderland while wearing underwear.  She eventually gets there.

4. The boobs belonging to the White Queen, who is kidnapping people from our world to turn into her slaves, after modifying them to have no eyes or mouths.  So they can't look at her boobs?

Ok, that's it.  I've gotten through the entire disgusting volume, including the last 20 pages, devoted to pin-up pictures of the 4 main sets of boobs.

We never did get to Wonderland.

One more penis to tide me over, and then I need a shower. 

Who's responsible for this travesty?

Art by Allen Otero, who has drawn a lot of other boob comics.  He lives in Acapulco, Mexico.  When he's not drawing boobs, he's posting memes of Bible verses.

So he's doing the Lord's work? Of course, I look at a hundred penises before breakfast...but it's not my life's work.

I also found a quote about how you should be allowed to try to change your "sexual preference" if you want to.  Why should we assume that you're stuck?  Why not give people hope?

Allen has a wife and six daughters, no sons.  I imagine he's never seen a penis before, not even his own.

Now about that shower...