Gonzaga College High School in Washington, DC is much older than the university, founded in 1821. It's about 8 blocks north of the Capitol, in a rather iffy neighborhood with railroad tracks, a U-Haul center, and a Wal-Mart.
About 1000 students, boys only. Rather an interesting curriculum: classes include Fantasy Literature, Chinese, and "Who is Jesus Christ?" There's a Medical Missionary Club and a Support Our Troops Club. In November 2018, events included a Cross Country Team Feed, a NHS Canned Food Drive, GMC treating the faculty to breakfast, a Teach-In for Justice, and a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
I wonder who played Titania.
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Lots of sports teams: the usual plus squash, fencing,ice hockey, and volleyball. Swimming and diving seems to be important. They just won a national Catholic school championship.
Wait -- why are they hiding behind that poster?
Well, there are lots of other photos of the team.
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Now they're hiding behind a stylized graphic of a swimming pool.
No speedos in view? That's censorship!
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The swim team at a water park. All of them are...missing something.
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This is getting annoying. I'm looking at the Facebook and Instagram pages of individual swimmers. No dice. Gonzaga swimmers simply are not photographed beneath the waist.
What are they trying to hide? Monumental bulges? Accidental boners? Frontal nudity?
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This isn't a Gonzaga swimmer. It's magician Darren Criss. He just popped up in Google Images while I was doing the Gonzaga search.
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The Gonzaga swim team has a Facebook page with over 400 pictures. Not only meets, but at a water park, playing volleyball, going camping, going to a training session in Puerto Rico. And on the few occasions where they're photographed beneath the belt,it's in bulky cargo shorts.
Now I'm sure they are deliberately hiding something.
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Back in 2013, two swimmers appear in the background of a photo devoted to someone fully clothed. But it's hard to see anything.
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These guys appear promoting a trophy they won in 2012. Finally we can see what they've been hiding.
Not very impressive. Apparently you can censor the lack of a bulge, too.
About 1000 students, boys only. Rather an interesting curriculum: classes include Fantasy Literature, Chinese, and "Who is Jesus Christ?" There's a Medical Missionary Club and a Support Our Troops Club. In November 2018, events included a Cross Country Team Feed, a NHS Canned Food Drive, GMC treating the faculty to breakfast, a Teach-In for Justice, and a production of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
I wonder who played Titania.
Wait -- why are they hiding behind that poster?
Well, there are lots of other photos of the team.
Now they're hiding behind a stylized graphic of a swimming pool.
No speedos in view? That's censorship!
The swim team at a water park. All of them are...missing something.
This is getting annoying. I'm looking at the Facebook and Instagram pages of individual swimmers. No dice. Gonzaga swimmers simply are not photographed beneath the waist.
What are they trying to hide? Monumental bulges? Accidental boners? Frontal nudity?
This isn't a Gonzaga swimmer. It's magician Darren Criss. He just popped up in Google Images while I was doing the Gonzaga search.
Now I'm sure they are deliberately hiding something.
Back in 2013, two swimmers appear in the background of a photo devoted to someone fully clothed. But it's hard to see anything.
These guys appear promoting a trophy they won in 2012. Finally we can see what they've been hiding.
Not very impressive. Apparently you can censor the lack of a bulge, too.