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Atlanta: A gay kiss, nine penises, and I'm still depressed
Link to the nine penisesWhile researching something else, I found a post on Decider: "Atlanta Showed So Many Penises Last Night." It was Episode 2. 9. "North of the Border." I watched part of an...
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"Bullet Train": 11 assassins, Logan Lerman, and queerbaiting on the train...
Link to the nude dudesFriday's Movie Night movie was Bullet Train (2022), starring Brad Pitt as a professional assassin assigned to do an "easy" job, grab a briefcase full of money, on the bullet train...
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The Top 10 Hunks of "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
All three seasons of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend are up on Netflix, giving us the complete saga of Rebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom), who runs into her grade-school crush Josh Chan (Vincent Rodriguez III) one day...
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"Fit Hot Guys Have Problems, Too"
Link to the nude photosI know what people think when they see me:That I'm so hot, it's insaneWhen I exit a pool, I do it in slow motion.But that doesn't mean I can't complain.Don't look at me, I'm not...
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"Don't Trust the B__ in Apartment 23": The top 12 guys that the New York...
Link to the nude photosDon't Trust the B in Apartment 23 premiered in April 2012, oddly following the family-friendly Modern Family. After 7 episodes, it was renewed for a second season, but episodes...
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Johnnie Gordon: Wicked Lips, Black Mafia, Terror Lake, and Chick Fil-A. With...
Link to the nude dudesI'm a little leery about profiling Johnnie Gordon. First, he only turned 18 in 2023. Second, according to his Instagram, God is guiding Johnnie through careers as an actor,...
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Throb: How We Watched TV in West Hollywood
The 1980s were extremely homophobic. If you could manage it, you took refuge in a gay neighborhood, and rarely spoke to a heterosexual. You absolutely never came out to any heterosexual. If anyone...
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Gemstones Episode 1.8: Kelvin's testicles, Jesse's butt, and ancient...
This is the G-rated version of the review, with no Philistine penises or testicle bonus.Link to the Philistine penises and testicle bonusIn the last episode, Scotty kidnapped Gideon and Jesse, forced...
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Matt Smith: Who doesn't want to see the penis of Christopher Isherwood,...
Link to the nude photosWe've been watching the 2011 series of Doctor Who, the seemingly endless British sci-fi series that sends the last remaining Time Lord through time and space to save Earth, an...
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Jose Pablo Cantilo: Walking Dead Beefcake
We've been watching The Walking Dead, a postapocalyptic zombie tv series. It's aggressively heterosexist, eliminating or "straightening out" characters who were gay in the original comic book series,...
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That 90s Show: We meet Ozzie's boyfriend, sort of. Plus nude photos of 90s...
Link to the nude photos16 years after we said goodbye to the kids smoking pot in the Forman basement on That 70s Show, their own kids have returned in That 90s Show. The premise: Eric and Donna's...
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Bug Hall: A lot of movies that no one has seen, some homophobic rants, and an...
Link to the enormous _____ I'm always conflicted about posting nude pictures of homophobic actors. There's a little frisson of guilt that comes from looking at the penis of someone who hates you, as if...
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Unprisoned: Ex-Con Moves in with his Daughter and Possibly Gay Grandson
Hulu has been pushing Unprisoned, a sitcom about a ex-con (Delroy Lindo) who must re-adjust to life on the outside while living with his adult daughter and teenage grandson. Doesn't sound promising,...
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"The Deuce": The top 10 penises of the mafiosi, porn stars, and gay activists...
Link to the nude photosThe Deuce stars James Franco as Vincent and Frankie Marino, twin brothers who run a Mafia front in New York City during the 1970s. There's an adult film studio nearby, which...
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Gemstones Episode 1.9 : Jesse is racist, Judy is a rapist, and Kelvin is the...
This is the censored version of the review, with no nude photos or explicit sexual discussions. Go directly to the naked Haitian guysEpisode 1.8 ended with all of the Gemstone siblings and their...
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Richie Rich joins a gym. With bonus Rory, Ansel, and Kieran cocks.
Link to the nude photosRichie Rich, an impossibly wealthy 12-year old boy in a Little Lord Fauntleroy suit, was a mainstay of Harvey Comics from his first introduction in 1953 until the company folded...
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Kevin Zegers: Former Teen Idol is Trans-Friendly
Only a few teen idols have achieved such fan accolades that there are websites devoted to detailed descriptions of every scene of every movie, tv, and theatrical appearance. Luke Halpin of Flipper....
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Joseph and the Amazing Gay Dreamcoat
I'm not a big fan of musicals, but Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1972) is one of my favorites, for three reasons Reason #1: The utter absence of a hetero-romantic plot, almost...
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Phil of the Future's Future: Former Disney teen Raviv Ullman on the Torah,...
Link to the penis picsOn an uncomfortably humid episode of Broad City, set during a sopping-wet New York summer -- I've been there -- besties Abbi and Ilana try to beat the heat by buying,...
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Ten hot/hung photos of Lee Doud, plus anti-Asian discrimination in the gay...
Link to the nude photos Lee Doud starred in the Doku series I'm Fine, about some twenty-ish friends looking for love in West Hollywood. I lived in West Hollywood for twelve years, sigh.He also...
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