Secret Identity Show: "Follow the exploits of a struggling yet idealistic Superman impersonator (Nathan Ferrier), his dim-witted brother, and a slew of less than super pals...a ridiculously large cast of pseudo-superheroes as they awkwardly meander through the darkened alleys of your heart."
Sounds like one of those gay-themed web series, with musclemen posing in bulging spandex superhero drag. Especially when I look at the episode synopses:
"Scarlet Steele moves into the building" A drag queen?
"Kal and Scarlet get naked." Gay guy dating a drag queen?
"Out of the Closet" Nuff said.
"Dicky Lox has a plan to market Kal's penis bulge." Definitely 'nuff said.
Prologue: Idealistic young Fred gets off a London double-decker bus -- in Las Vegas. He's supposed to meet his brother Kal, but "The Director" picks him up instead.
Scene 1: This is a mockumentary. Kal explains why he couldn't pick his brother up: he was dressed as Superman (nice bulge), and had to help a little boy find his father.
Scene 2: Comic book flashback to "Down Under"(Kansas). the last time Kal and Fred saw each other. It's Fred's birthday, so he gets a singing kangaroo. Kal just broke up with C.K (Clark Kent?)., so he's moving to Las Vegas.
Whoops, C.K. is a girl. Kal is straight.
Scene 3: Kal's apartment. Ben is filming everything for the mockumentary. The brothes Kal and Fred reunite, and then Kal faints -- an allergic reaction to the cat hair in Fred's bag.
Scene 4: Kal awakens in bed. Fred apologizes -- his ex-girlfriend had some cats.
Fred is straight, too? WTF?
Ben is still filming everything. Is Ben gay? He's the only cast member left/
Scene 5: Comic book flashback to high school, where Kal is in lo-oo-ove with C.K.
Scene 6: Kal's apartment. He explains that he is a professional Superman impersonator, and he wants Fred to join the "family business," playing Spiderman.
Scene 7: Switch to Kal at work, being Superman in a sombrero for National Nacho Day. Wow, racist! A Mafioso named Deniro Guy tries to get him to sign on, offering him Wolverine, Captain America, and Thor gigs, but he refuses.
Scene 8: Fred doesn't want to do Spiderman because...well, because it's insane. He storms off.
Scene 9: Ben interviews Fred over the closing credits. Flashback to Fred playing a talking kangaroo at a Down Under-themed restaurant, where he terrorizes a small child. The end.
Wait -- the plot synopsis says that Ben saves a life and Kal makes the ultimate sacrifice for his brother. Did I miss those parts....
Ok, I'm watching Episode 4: "Out of the Closet." One of these guys better be coming out of the closet, or I'll be mad.
Scene 1: Ominous music. Fred finds a secret room in Kal's apartment. A shrine to his relationship with his ex-girlfriend.
Scene 2: Kal, in a swimsuit, gets oiled up for a photo shoot by his director, Reggie
The director is called Reggie,but in the IMDB, the Reggie character is played by Arthur Loring. This guy is obviously Melvin Fowler, listed as Wayne in the IMBD.
Scene 3: An operator is selling "original, fake Superman symbols" on the sidewalk. Reggie/Wayne the Director approaches him: "I'm looking for a man."
Operator protests: "I'm not into that gay shit yet. I've been taking these classes." How to Be into Gay Shit 101?
Reggie/Wayne explains: "I'm looking for a specific man named Tim Broderick, an old friend to spend the holiday with. Totally not gay."
Scene 4: At the apartment, Fred is criticizing Kal's hair regiment. They discuss Kal's crush on next-door-neighbor Scarlett.
Scene 5: Fred as Spiderman takes a break at the comic book store. He and Katie, the proprietor, discuss fixing Kal up with Scarlett, so he will get over his creepy obsession with his ex. They will all have dinner that night.
Scene 6: Reggie/Wayne finds Tim, now homeless and spouting conspiracy theories, and wants to help him get clean. Tim rejects him: "You were dead! "
Scene 7: Dinner with Scarlett, Katie, and the two brothers.
Scene 8: Tim the Homeless Guy awakens, tied to a chair, as Reggie/Wayne helps him through withdrawal. They discuss Reggie/Wayne's kidnapped son.
Wait -- so Reggie isn't gay for real? Then who the heck is coming out of the closet?\
Who the heck decided to make a gay-themed tv series with no gay characters?
Sounds like one of those gay-themed web series, with musclemen posing in bulging spandex superhero drag. Especially when I look at the episode synopses:
"Scarlet Steele moves into the building" A drag queen?
"Kal and Scarlet get naked." Gay guy dating a drag queen?
"Out of the Closet" Nuff said.
"Dicky Lox has a plan to market Kal's penis bulge." Definitely 'nuff said.
Prologue: Idealistic young Fred gets off a London double-decker bus -- in Las Vegas. He's supposed to meet his brother Kal, but "The Director" picks him up instead.
Scene 1: This is a mockumentary. Kal explains why he couldn't pick his brother up: he was dressed as Superman (nice bulge), and had to help a little boy find his father.
Scene 2: Comic book flashback to "Down Under"(Kansas). the last time Kal and Fred saw each other. It's Fred's birthday, so he gets a singing kangaroo. Kal just broke up with C.K (Clark Kent?)., so he's moving to Las Vegas.
Whoops, C.K. is a girl. Kal is straight.
Scene 3: Kal's apartment. Ben is filming everything for the mockumentary. The brothes Kal and Fred reunite, and then Kal faints -- an allergic reaction to the cat hair in Fred's bag.
Scene 4: Kal awakens in bed. Fred apologizes -- his ex-girlfriend had some cats.
Fred is straight, too? WTF?
Ben is still filming everything. Is Ben gay? He's the only cast member left/
Scene 5: Comic book flashback to high school, where Kal is in lo-oo-ove with C.K.
Scene 6: Kal's apartment. He explains that he is a professional Superman impersonator, and he wants Fred to join the "family business," playing Spiderman.
Scene 7: Switch to Kal at work, being Superman in a sombrero for National Nacho Day. Wow, racist! A Mafioso named Deniro Guy tries to get him to sign on, offering him Wolverine, Captain America, and Thor gigs, but he refuses.
Scene 8: Fred doesn't want to do Spiderman because...well, because it's insane. He storms off.
Scene 9: Ben interviews Fred over the closing credits. Flashback to Fred playing a talking kangaroo at a Down Under-themed restaurant, where he terrorizes a small child. The end.
Wait -- the plot synopsis says that Ben saves a life and Kal makes the ultimate sacrifice for his brother. Did I miss those parts....
Ok, I'm watching Episode 4: "Out of the Closet." One of these guys better be coming out of the closet, or I'll be mad.
Scene 1: Ominous music. Fred finds a secret room in Kal's apartment. A shrine to his relationship with his ex-girlfriend.
Scene 2: Kal, in a swimsuit, gets oiled up for a photo shoot by his director, Reggie
The director is called Reggie,but in the IMDB, the Reggie character is played by Arthur Loring. This guy is obviously Melvin Fowler, listed as Wayne in the IMBD.
Scene 3: An operator is selling "original, fake Superman symbols" on the sidewalk. Reggie/Wayne the Director approaches him: "I'm looking for a man."
Operator protests: "I'm not into that gay shit yet. I've been taking these classes." How to Be into Gay Shit 101?
Reggie/Wayne explains: "I'm looking for a specific man named Tim Broderick, an old friend to spend the holiday with. Totally not gay."
Scene 4: At the apartment, Fred is criticizing Kal's hair regiment. They discuss Kal's crush on next-door-neighbor Scarlett.
Scene 5: Fred as Spiderman takes a break at the comic book store. He and Katie, the proprietor, discuss fixing Kal up with Scarlett, so he will get over his creepy obsession with his ex. They will all have dinner that night.
Scene 6: Reggie/Wayne finds Tim, now homeless and spouting conspiracy theories, and wants to help him get clean. Tim rejects him: "You were dead! "
Scene 7: Dinner with Scarlett, Katie, and the two brothers.
Scene 8: Tim the Homeless Guy awakens, tied to a chair, as Reggie/Wayne helps him through withdrawal. They discuss Reggie/Wayne's kidnapped son.
Wait -- so Reggie isn't gay for real? Then who the heck is coming out of the closet?\
Who the heck decided to make a gay-themed tv series with no gay characters?