Beefcake and Homophobia in the Cayman Islands

I was looking for beefcake photos from Grand Island, Nebraska, but Google Images kept giving me the Cayman Islands instead.

Ok, so who am I to dispute a search algorithm?  Cayman Islands it is.



The islands had no inhabitants before the first Europeans arrived, so no archaeological sites, no native language.

The only major town, George Town, has 28,000 people and 600 banks and financial institutions.  Apparently it's a tax haven.

Other than counting your money, what is there to do?

The Cayman Islands National Museum, housed in a rather small house, has some historical exhibits.

No gay bars, no bath houses, no gay organizations.  The Islands are a British overseas territory, so their sodomy law is gone, and same-sex marriage was legalized in court but is under appeal.  The Islanders really seem to hate gay people. (Most of the Caribbean is the same way.) Your visit will have to be closeted.

No museums, no archaeological sites, no gay activities.  Is there at least some physique watching?  There must be some beefcake among the 15,000 adult male residents.

Surprisingly, not a lot of swimmers.  The top photo depicts the winners of the Foster's Food Fair 800 m sea swim.

No wrestling, since this is a British colony, but there is a boxing club.










Well, what about the 400,000 tourists  who visit every year to go swimming, snorkeling, scuba diving, boating,and parasaiing.  Surely some of them have physiques.

Not many.  But there are a lot of entitled sneers.






I forgot.  They go fishing, too.
















And they pet stingrays.