B.E.E.F.C.A.K.E. in the T.O.W.N. that loved A.C.R.O.N.Y.M.S.

I found the twitter account: JCHS@ CWCJCHS. The must have a problem with vowels.  

It told me that their team is the Chiefs.

Which led me to James Caldwell High School in West Caldwell, New Jersey.

So it's C WC (West Caldwell) JC (James Caldwell)  HS (High School).  The "C" is apparently just a random letter.

West Caldwell, New Jersey  (WCNJ), 16 miles west of New York City (NYC), is indeed next to the town of Caldwell (CNJ). Both were named after the township, which was named after Revolutionary War (RW) hero James Caldwell (JC).

There are 10,000 people, relatively well off.  According to the Census Bureau's American Family Survey (CBAFS), the median family income is over $100,000.

Its major tourist draws are the Crane House, which is now the home of the Historical Society of West Caldwell (HSWC).


And the First Presbyterian Church of Caldwell (FPCC), which dates from 1782 (this building from 1876).

But who cares about historic buildings?  After all those acronyms, there better be some beefcake at CWCJCHS.

I'll start with the educational institutions: Wilson Elementary School (WESWCNJ), Grover Middle School (GMCWCNJ), and of course James Caldwell High School (CWJCHS).

CWJCHS offers an Anime Club (JCHSAC), a Latin Language Club (JCHSLLC), a Ping Pong Club (JCHSPPC), and a Gay-Straight Alliance (JCHSGSA). It really should use the more up to date acronym: JCHSLGBTQAAIA (James Caldwell High School LGBTQAAI Allance).

Here's a cute wrestler from...please don't make me write that acronym again.



A triathlon team.  I don't think they are actually high school students.











West Caldwell also has an alternative high school,the West Caldwell Tech campus of the Essex County Vocational Technical Schools (WCTECVTC), and a community college, West Essex Campus of Essex Community College (WECECC).

This wrestler may come from one of those, or he may be from the Cedar Grove Panthers Wrestling Club (CGPWC) in nearby Cedar Grove, New Jersey (CGNJ).