The Beefcake Desert of Seattle

Searching for  "Seattle swim team" reveals pictures of fully clothed swimmers from Portland.

"Seattle boys swim"? Girls in swimsuits.

"Seattle wrestling"?  The Salvation Army and a homeless shelter.

"Seattle boys' wrestling team."  A transgender wrestler from Texas.

"Seattle bodybuilding."  Female bodybuilders.

Ok, enough nonsense. "Seattle shirtless men."  Zac Efron.




What about The University of Washington?  Undergraduate enrollment 30,000.  There must be at least 1,000 athletes.

No swim team.

Oy.

There are 14 high schools in Seattle.  I tried every single one of them.

1. Ballard High.  A swim team long shot.

2. Center High.  Sioux Center, Iowa.

3. Grover Cleveland High.  Some guys who learned how to swim in New York.

4. Franklin High.  The outside of the building and two t-shirts for sale.

5. Garfield High. T-shirts for sale.

6. Nathan Hale High.  Little boys from Bainbridge.

7. Ingraham High.  University of Virginia.

8. Middle College High School.  Chaminade College Preparatory School in St.  Louis.

9. Nova High.  A profile of an undocumented Muslim transgender teen who does not go to Nova High.

10. Rainier Beach. A wrestler from Thurston County, south of Seattle.

11. Roosevelt.  A girl powerlifter.




12. Chief Sealth.  A swimmer who may or may not attend Chief Sealth.

13. South Lake High.  Halloween-themed jello wrestling with lady wrestlers, an article on "Where to Swim in Seattle."










14. West Seattle.  Searching for "West Seattle High School Wrestling" yielded two members of the West Seattle Rowing Team.  Better than nothing.