Pretend You Don't Notice the Wrestling Singlets of Baker University

I want to know who designed these wrestling uniforms.  Didn't they realize that we can see everything God gave these players, and more?









Not that I'm complaining.  But geez, as the old queens in West Hollywood used to say, "You can even see the bite marks."













No wonder this character looks a little dazed.  He's worn out from all that bedroom activity.













Ok, one more, and I'll find out what Baker is.














Ok, this is definitely the last one.














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Um...there are several Baker high schools and colleges in the world, but this is Baker University in Baldwin City, Kansas, south of Lawrence.  Founded in 1858, it is the oldest college in the state.











It's affiliated with the United Methodist Church, which is relatively gay-positive.  I can't determine if there's a gay club on campus -- the website is all advertising. 

75 clubs and organizations!
40 philanthropic events per year!
4 residence halls!
93% of students belong to something!



Luke: "Someday I'll tell my children about how Baker has given me a world and a place to call home."

Jesse: "I chose theater as my minor because I love doing theater."

Michaela: "Everything fell into place when I became involved at Baker."

Geez, do they have advertising blurbs from every student?

I guess it takes a lot of advertising to convince people to go to a small college in a small town in Kansas.

But at least the students take off their shirts a lot.

They thought the exclamation point was more important than the B in Baker?

And those wrestling singlets!  Don't anybody tell them.  We'll just keep it a secret.