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The Hunks of the Millennium's Worst TV Series, 2010-2018

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And now on to the clickbait list of the worst tv series of 2010-2018, and the mega-hunks who (almost) made them worth a look:

2010.  Mental: A psychiatrist (Chris Vance) can see into his patients' heads, but is worried about becoming schizophrenic himself.  Vance isn't bad, I suppose, but he pales in comparison to Nicholas Gonzalez as his horndog coworker.











2011.  S*** My Dad SaysStar Trek fans tuned in to see William Shatner playing a crotchety, conservative Archie Bunker clone, head-butting with his liberal, middle aged sons (Jonathan Sadowski, Will Sasso).  Sasso is a little chunky (he played the chubby one of the Three Stooges), but Sadowski is rather hunky.














2012. Charlie's Angels.  Did anyone really want a retread of that 1970s show about female private detectives being told by an unseen voice to go undercover at bikini ranches?  The main cast consisted only of the angels, the voice of Victor Garber, and Ramon Rodriguez as the assistant Bosley.  The original Bosley was asexual, but this one was hetero-horny, and partied with the angels.  Not a bad physique.










2013. Guys with Kids.  Three guys raising their babies.  None are gay; in fact, they all have wives or ex-wives.  So the hilarity comes from the bizarre spectacle of men actually being fathers?  The three are played by former teen idol Jesse Bradford, Anthony Anderson of Black-ish, and comedian Zach Cregger.  I've seen a hundred pics of Bradford, and Anderson is a bit homophobic, so here's Cregger.














2014. Dads.  Two guys living together (one married, one single) are befuddled when their dads (not gay) both move in . Talk about strained premise.  The two guys are played by the cute but homophobic Seth Green, and the formerly cut but now sort of mousy Giovanni Ribisi.  Which to choose?

Ribisi has better abs.

More after the break


















2015. I Wanna Marry HarryThe Bachelor, with bachelorettes competing for the affection of Prince Harry.  They're not told that it's a Harry impersonator.  Huh?  Who could possibly believe that the real Prince would select a bride from a game show?

impersonator, Matthew Hicks, had no previous acting experience except some Prince Harry impersonation gigs.









2016.  Dr. Ken.  Ken Jeong from Community as a doctor with a wacky staff, one of them gay (a nurse, naturally).  The gay nurse, played by Jonathan Slavin,  dates and eventually marries the bear Connor (Stephen Guarino).








I feel bad about not choosing an Asian actor from a sitcom about Asian-Americans, so for another hunk, here's Justin Chon as the boyfriend of Dr. Ken's younger sister.















2017. 9JKL.  Failed writer (Mark Feuerstein) moves in next door to his wacky family, played mainly by actors I remember from my distant childhood (Elliot Gould, Linda Lavin)
















2018. Fuller House.  Um...who wanted a sequel to the gushing TGIF sitcom, with the daughters all grown up but still living in a gay-free San Francisco?  (In the same house).  Former teen idol Scott Weinger, who was apparently on the original, plays somebody's boyfriend, and Juan Pablo di Pace (left) plays somebody's ex-husband.


  1. See also: The Top Hunks of the Worst TV Shows of the Millennium, 2000-2009.

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