Of course not. The musical may be schmaltzy and uber-heterosexist, but it gives dozens of local hunks a chance to show off their pecs and abs.
Here are some of the Tarzans who swung across the stage during the last year.
1. Northridge High School, Utah.
2. Palo Alto Community Players.
3.Somewhere in France.
4. A Helena, Montana high school Tarzan without the dreadlocks.
5. Vorheesville High School in New York. A Tarzan who hasn't shaved, quite an anomaly.
6. Stratford High. Where'd he get the 1980s hairstyle?
7. A black Tarzan at Goodbody High School in Tallahassee.
8.Painted-on abs in Marietta, Georgia.
Here are some of the Tarzans who swung across the stage during the last year.
1. Northridge High School, Utah.
2. Palo Alto Community Players.
3.Somewhere in France.
4. A Helena, Montana high school Tarzan without the dreadlocks.
5. Vorheesville High School in New York. A Tarzan who hasn't shaved, quite an anomaly.
6. Stratford High. Where'd he get the 1980s hairstyle?
7. A black Tarzan at Goodbody High School in Tallahassee.
8.Painted-on abs in Marietta, Georgia.