Four Questions about Ashwaubenon

I found this photo while googling for small town beefcake. His wrestling singlet reads "Ashwaubenon Jaguars."

Two questions:
1. Where is Ashwaubenon?
2. How soon can I be there?

















Ok, a third question:

3. Where do I go to meet Ashwaubenon men?














Question 1:  It's a suburb of Green Bay, Wisconsin, straddled between Lambeau Field, where the Green Bay Packers play, and the airport.  The name comes from an Ojibwe word meaning "Lookout."  There's a high school, a mall, and a railroad museum.

Sounds great.



Question #2:  It's 500 miles from me.  Three hours by airplane, eight hours by car, 21 hours by bus.  These guys appear to be saying "Take the plane."










Question #3: There are several gay bars in Green Bay, but if you have a special interest in Ashwaubenon guys, probably the Mall or  Cooke Park.  Or you can always fall back on the old standby, Grindr.

This Grindr guy thinks that his abs are a bigger draw than his face.  He may be right.




The Performing Arts Center sponsors many musical groups (The Little River Band later this spring), and rhe high school has a spring play.  Plus a lot of swimming events.

What's with the kid? He looks about six years younger than the other swimmers, and rather embarrassed, as if he showed up for the wrong photo shoot.







One more question:

4. What's with the prison-stripe pants?  They look ridiculous -- better take them off.