Yellowstone National Park covers 3,500 square miles in Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming. It receives 4 million visitors per year, mostly in the summer, when they can fight the crowds, pay exorbitant prices for fast food, and..um..well, sleep in tents and...like, look at trees and junk.
With so many visitors into outdoor activities, there's bound to be some nice physiques, like Callum Watson (top photo), a cross-country skiier from Australia who raced in Yellowstone in 2012.
But people rarely go shirtless while hiking through woods full of bugs, scraping plants, and bears. Generally beefcake appears to be confined to the various swimming areas.
And the occasional guy smoking a cigarette in his underwear outside his hotel room.
I can't imagine ever wanting to visit a place with no museums, no art galleries, no Chinese restaurants, no bathhouses, and no gay bars, with the nearest gay neighborhood 600 miles away.
Much less living there.
There are no cities in the park itself, but there are several on the border, like Gardiner, Montana (population 875), which offers two pizza places a bar and grill, and the Flying Pig Camp Store; and West Yellowstone (population 1,275), which offers the Buffalo Bar on Firehole Avenue and Bullwinkle's Saloon and Eatery on Alley B.
Both cities have high schools, with the usual sports: basketball, football, swimming.
And wrestling.
They're in different states, so they don't compete against each other.
There aren't a lot of single gay men, and those who are here and not in the nearest gay neighborhood tend to be evotees of boating, camping, and miscellaneous outdoor activities.
