I've Had It

Reader: "How can you possibly make such an outrageous accusation about this actor?  He's normal!"

Me: "Um...I said he starred in some gay-positive movies."

Reader: "He's normal!  He's not gay!  I know because I'm his girlfriend and we hug and kiss every night and we're going to get married!"

Me:  "Um...I said that gay boys find him attractive."

Reader:  "No!  You have no right to slander him like that!  He's not gay!  He's straight!  I'm outraged by the awful things you have said about him!"

Me: "Um...why do you read a gay-themed blog, if you are so upset by gay people?"

Reader:  "I'm not upset by gay people, they can't help it, but nobody should be able to make up horrible lies about someone who's normal!"

I've had it.  I can't take it anymore.