Since putting out the call for celebrity hookup stories, I've had three guys approach me claiming that they hooked up with Philip McKeon. None before.Here's the most detailed. He didn't give a name, so I'll call him Pedro.
His story has been modified for grammar, pacing, and style:
Hollywood, 1986 or 1987
I've been in the business since I was five years old, but one of my favorite jobs was the horror comedy Return to Horror High (1987). Scott Jacoby, George Clooney, Maureen McCormick -- we were all wild and crazy kids. We had a blast.
I wasn't out yet, but everybody knew, and I got a lot of offers. I'll tell you about George Clooney sometime. But the one I really wanted was Phil McKeon.
22 years old, this incredibly tall, incredibly hot Nordic god, with a smile that wouldn't quit, not to mention the huge bulge shifting around in his pants when he walked. He never talked to a girl off-stage, and no girl picked him up after work -- he must be gay! So one day I decided to find out. I asked "Hey, Phil, can I talk to you about something in private?"
I led him to a secluded spot on the set.
"So, what's the big mystery?"
"Just this." I pulled his head down and kissed him without even groping him first!
We kissed for a minute, and then he broke away. "Every guy in Hollywood has done that," he said, rather belligerently. :What do you have that's so special?""Eight inches of primo Latino meat," I said.
He scoffed. "Just eight inches? Why don't you take on a real manwich?"
That;s right, he said manwich.
The full story, with nude photos (not of Phil McKeon) and explicit sex, is on Tales of West Hollywood.