5 Craigslist Hookups on the Same Day

Plains, October 2017

Craigslist is the bargain-basement of hookup venues, full of crazy downlow guys who think it's still the pre-Stonewall dark ages.
"Are you a cop?"
"There was someone on the sidewalk, so I was afraid to get out of my car."
"I haven't done anything bisexual before, and..."
"Will you screw me while I'm wearing my black panties and high heels, and tell me I'm a naughty girl?"

Plus they're usually over 100 and extraordinarily out of shape, they show up half-drunk, and they want to watch straight porn while I go down on them.

But the other major hookup apps are not active during the daytime, and last Tuesday I was home all day and in the mood, having not been with anyone except Bob for two weeks, so I resorted to a craiglist ad: "Any age, race, size, but no crazy closet types, no endless questions about exactly what we will be doing.  It's not hard to understand: you come in, sit down, and unzip."

To my surprise, I hit paydirt.  Five guys, each hotter than the last (if you arrange them that way), most not even crazy.

1. Mid-thirties, smooth chest, beard.  Said he worked in dry wall, whatever that is, and was waiting for the rain to let up.

2. Deonte, who I've been with before.  Short black guy, 23, very tight muscles but thin -- I could put my hand around his waist!

The full story, with nude photos and explicit sexual situations, is on Tales of West Hollywood.