West Hollywood, August 2017I'm back in West Hollywood for a week, visiting old friends and trying to make a few new one. Michael, who I met at Infinite Chazz's dinner last night, is taking me out to breakfast at Hugo's. where everybody goes for brunch now that the French Quarter is closed.
Michael is in his twenties, medium height, with curly black hair, dark features, a smooth chest, and an uncut Kielbasa, mostly an oral bottom but open to suggestions. He grew up in Boulder, Santa Cruz, and Northridge, graduated from Cal State Northridge with a degree in theater, and is now living in a small apartment off La Cienega and trying to get into independent filmmaking.
"That was a fun party last night," he says. "I never thought of sex as a party favor before."
"I was mostly looking for new celebrity dating stories for my blog," I tell him. "I've already depleted all of the stories I heard while I lived here, and besides, I'm tired of hearing about Scott Baio and John Travolta."
"Who?"
"Precisely."
"Well, I don't have a lot. I wasn't very active before I went to college. Some Grindr hookups, some fooling around in the boys' room, that sort of thing."
"Tell me about that fooling around in the boys' room."
"It wasn't with anybody famous, though -- oh, do you watch Riverdale on Netflix? I hooked up Jughead, Cole Sprouse. Or maybe it was his twin brother. I can't be sure. I didn't get a name.""Why didn't you mention this last night?" I ask, shocked.
"He was kind of a jerk. Besides, I didn't think he was famous enough."
"Are you kidding? A dating story about one of them would be epic!" Dylan and Cole Sprouse starred in the Disney Channel teencoms The Suite Life of Zack and Cody (2005-2008) and The Suite Life on Deck (2008-2011). Lots of younger guys had crushes on them as kids.
He shrugs. "It wasn't any big dating thing. More of a hookup. Not even that. We fooled around.."
"And you didn't know if it was Cole or Dylan? Even without a name, I can tell them apart." Dylan has long blond hair, a long thin face, and a soft, androgynous presence, and Cole has short black hair, a round face, and a more aggressive, macho manner.
The full story, with nude photos and explicit sexual situations, is on Tales of West Hollywood.