1. Religious. Minister, priest, rabbi, imam, Buddhist monk, seminary student, Mormon missionary...
2. Short. Definitely under 5'8". Under 5'5" is good. Under 5'0", great (I went out with a Little Person on the Worst Date in West Hollywood History).
3. Dark. Black, Asian, Hispanic, Mediterranean.
4. Mass. Bodybuilder, man-mountain, husky, chubby.
5. Gifted beneath the belt.
Every guy I have ever dated has had at least two, usually three of the characteristics. Once I found someone with all five, in South Africa.
But some characteristics are immediate turn-offs. You may be a wonderful person who reads to the elderly and organizes AIDS fundraisers. You may be a world traveler fluent in ten languages. You may be a short, dark, muscular, gifted-beneath-the-belt Mormon missionary. You're still going to get the "just friends" speech.
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